Dr Martens Boots

The kind of Dr Martens boots that make you taller, cooler, and about 34% more intimidating to small dogs. 🚨 😂 These beauties are soft leather (yes, soft — so no weeks of walking like a cowboy until they break in). They look immaculate, like they’ve been to boot heaven and back without scuffing their halos. ✨ Size 3UK - 🇬🇧 The soles are so chunky that if you stomp hard enough, your upstairs neighbours will complain. 😂😂😂 These soles could crush autumn leaves, bad vibes, and possibly your ex’s ego in one satisfyingly good step. 🤺 They are cheaper than therapy, and way more effective. 😂😂😁 - the compliments raining in will keep you going for at least a year. And darling, remember, these are immaculate DM boots, not a Morrocan street market. So no offers, kinkdy, please, thank you. 😁 #200